💥 How To Turn Yourself On Again
When your spark’s gone out, your brain’s buffering, and you’re one nap away from giving up entirely…
This isn’t self-care. It’s survival. With jokes.
If your last win was putting on socks (maybe mismatched), and your brain feels like it’s buffering on dial-up — same.
You don’t need to “manifest” a comeback. You need a PDF and a nap.
This guide is for people who are too tired to even try fixing themselves, but might read something funny and helpful while eating cereal on the couch.
What you’ll get:
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🧠 Weirdly effective tips that don’t require effort
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🛋️ Tools for doing the bare minimum — brilliantly
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🔄 A plan to reboot your motivation without becoming a morning person
👉 Grab it now – just $17
What You’ll Get Inside
Inside this delightfully unhinged guide to mental rebooting, you’ll find:
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🔌 A 3-minute reset plan for when you're fried, flopped, and mildly feral
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🧠 Low-effort brain hacks that actually work (even if you skip step 1)
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🤯 How to outwit burnout before it eats your will to live and your last protein bar
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🛑 What to do when motivation has joined a witness protection program
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😵💫 The Spark Map: A step-by-step route back to “functional-ish”
No preachy pep talks. No shame. No glittery vision boards required.
Just real relief, real fast — with humor, heart, and a tiny bit of chaos.
📥 Delivered instantly as a digital download — yours forever (even if your to-do list ghosts you again)
Still not sure?
You don’t need another guru.
You need something that gets it — the burnout, the brain fog, the pile of laundry that’s judging you.
This guide isn’t about becoming your best self.
It’s about becoming your functional-ish self.
The version of you who starts again anyway.
No pressure. Just a soft reset with jokes, checklists, and permission to be a little bit of a mess.
💬 What people might say (if we let them):
“I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, so I did both. Highly recommend.”
– Probably You, 3 hours from now
“Honestly more helpful than that $297 course I never opened.”
– A Realistic Overachiever
“The checklist told me I’m crushing it. I believe it.”
– A cereal-fueled legend
🛒 One last nudge...
Delivered instantly. Read in pajamas. Works even if you skip half of it.